5 posts tagged “funny”

Arnold

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day

he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area.

A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately

got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked,

"Did you call for me?"

The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"

She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here

that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling,

she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a

towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way

with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He

entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds

a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.

"Did you call for me? " asked the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer.

"You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if

you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily

spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the

newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he

was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?"

she asked.

"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and

you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You

haven't had a chance to see all our facilities."

"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month,
but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here."

You gotta admit that made you chuckle if not laugh.  Hope you have a good positive outlooking day!

This has got to be the most funniest video out there.  It's this Japanese guy posing as a flaming gay biker dude causing havok to innocent people on the street.  Well in this case, some ramen shop wants him to help them increase business.  Wrong choice.  Funny as hell though.  Woooooo!

Watch how this gentleman peels his banana.  How would you like your banana split made by this guy?

I wonder how he came up with the idea?

Just thought this video I recieved was a blast and wanted to share it with you all.

I can't believe this guy got a job in LIVE news. 

I used to be one who looked down on spam mail.  Now I look forward to recieving it.  Of course not all spam is good, those advertisers who send you nothing but sweepstakes entries or those porn sites with wierd German sounding names.  I'm talking about those emails that go around from person to person used as an informal way of keeping ties with each other.  Here's one of the funniest videos I've ever got.  I must admit that this one is my absolute favorite.  If anybody out there has any good one's feel free to let me know.  If you don't fall off your seat laughing, let me know.  If you wanna try this on your buddies, get it on video.  You too lurkers.